Cleanliness, Ugh!
Spoke to V today. You can neva get tired speaking to her; she always has something to narrate about her fav. topic - her Husband.
Today's topic was on Cleanliness.
"You know niks, 'S' (let's just take his initial) says he was obsessed with cleaninlines at one point in time."
"I think cleanliness for him meant to brush his teeth once a week, take only "sunday" showers, and wear washed and ironed clothes for parties. Cleanliness, my foot!", she retorts.
"Don't know what happens to them after marriage?", she continues.
"Why don't u speak to him into this?", I said. "If there are certain habits which annoy you, the best is to speak to him about it", I continue.
"Everytime I speak to him, all I get to hear is, "V, can you please stop pestering me about these issues"?"
She continues, "He takes the newspaper inside the bathroom!. For the God in me, I really fail to understand the logic behind taking the newspaper in the bathroom!!!Is there no other place in the entire house to read?"
"To continue, he perpetually forgets to put the toilet seat down!. When I speak to him of it, I hear him say, "So what, put it down again!". Am I his servant?"
"The walls are full of soap after he completes his shower. Can't he just be careful?"
"You look at his wardrobe! He dresses like the Maharaja of Rajasthan; all branded clothes, but none of the contents of his wardrobe are ever kept neatly."
"Then on the breakfast table, Gosh!, he gets scolded for dropping enuf food on the table that can make a feast for 100 ants! Phew!"
"I am sure he would grin his teeth, promise himself that he too would make your life hell, if he ever had to hear this conversation, I told her".
He!he!. We both had a good laff.
Today's topic was on Cleanliness.
"You know niks, 'S' (let's just take his initial) says he was obsessed with cleaninlines at one point in time."
"I think cleanliness for him meant to brush his teeth once a week, take only "sunday" showers, and wear washed and ironed clothes for parties. Cleanliness, my foot!", she retorts.
"Don't know what happens to them after marriage?", she continues.
"Why don't u speak to him into this?", I said. "If there are certain habits which annoy you, the best is to speak to him about it", I continue.
"Everytime I speak to him, all I get to hear is, "V, can you please stop pestering me about these issues"?"
She continues, "He takes the newspaper inside the bathroom!. For the God in me, I really fail to understand the logic behind taking the newspaper in the bathroom!!!Is there no other place in the entire house to read?"
"To continue, he perpetually forgets to put the toilet seat down!. When I speak to him of it, I hear him say, "So what, put it down again!". Am I his servant?"
"The walls are full of soap after he completes his shower. Can't he just be careful?"
"You look at his wardrobe! He dresses like the Maharaja of Rajasthan; all branded clothes, but none of the contents of his wardrobe are ever kept neatly."
"Then on the breakfast table, Gosh!, he gets scolded for dropping enuf food on the table that can make a feast for 100 ants! Phew!"
"I am sure he would grin his teeth, promise himself that he too would make your life hell, if he ever had to hear this conversation, I told her".
He!he!. We both had a good laff.
posted by Unknown at 5:23 AM
6 Comments:
WhatUp J...
>Today's topic was on Cleanliness.
Sahi che...Apun ko subah subah cleanliness ke lecture ka pata chal gaya...Yeh sab kiske fasad ke jad hai...
I need to talk with V ....khali pili apun ko sunee mila...woh bhi kisi aur ke liye....
Hey...So you know what to expect rite?
>"I think cleanliness for him meant to brush his teeth once a week, take only "sunday" showers, and
sahi Zumma Zumma shower is always good...need to conserve water... You know who need more rite?...
Why to brush teeth...there are other ways to keep it clean :p
>wear washed and ironed clothes for parties. Cleanliness, my foot!", she retorts.
I know you don't like un-ironed clothes but "aadat se majbur".. It's also a Style :-) Try Once ?
>"Everytime I speak to him, all I get to hear is, "V, can you please stop pestering me about these issues"?"
Are you ready for same thing?
>She continues, "He takes the newspaper inside the bathroom!.
I take phone in the bathroom :-)
>I really fail to understand the logic behind taking the newspaper in the bathroom!!!
Multitasking !!!!!!!! I can also do :-) Can everyone do Multitasking everywhere?
>Is there no other place in the entire house to read?"
You need "shanti" to read the newspaper...How is it possible to read anywhere in the house..
Restroom is the best room in the house.. huh????
>"To continue, he perpetually forgets to put the toilet seat down!.
hmmmmmmmmmm....thats unintentionally...needs to take care of other stuff nah...
>Am I his servant?"
Zamana hai naukar Biwi ka... how abt sometimes Biwi can do some lil things here and there :p
>The walls are full of soap after he completes his shower. Can't he just be careful?"
Awww...If I were doing it ...it would be only becoz I was cleaning the bathroom also and the soap got stuck at few places...I am your helping hand after all :-)
>Then on the breakfast table, Gosh!, he gets scolded for dropping enuf food on the table that can make a feast for 100 ants! Phew
I think I can bail out on this one as you do the work for me of dropping the milk that could be dinner for 1000 ants...
Do ants drink Milk ? Jus curious...Don't wanna waste the milk better its useful to someone if not us both.
>I am sure he would grin his teeth, promise himself that he too would make your life hell, if he ever had to hear this conversation, I told her".
Hey "V", when are we all gonna meet...soon I guess...The Day is not far when he will know about this conversation... You gotta bribe me if you don't want him to know....
Cleaniless ka interactive lecture khattam hua..aab hum kaam karne jate hai...
Vita Marie,
-AJ
"I really fail to understand the logic behind taking the newspaper in the bathroom"
i have a passion for reading...n i too read in the bathroom...;)
what S deos is right....read while...i dunno what to say.
AJ
Apun ko subah subah cleanliness ke lecture ka pata chal gaya...Yeh sab kiske fasad ke jad hai...
U DESERVED it!
need to conserve water... You know who need more rite?...
Yes, do conserve water! But not by keeping yourself dirty!
Why to brush teeth...there are other ways to keep it clean :p
Like? Yuckssss...piglet!
I know you don't like un-ironed clothes but "aadat se majbur".. It's also a Style :-) Try Once ?
I hate people who wear un-ironed clothes. Wud neva try anything of that sort. That's NOT my style.
Are you ready for same thing?
It's not being ready for something like this. I believe that if there are certain things (read as habits) of your partner which annoy you, it's always better to talk it out and bring out a solution.
I take phone in the bathroom :-)
Sheeeeee! Pig! I wud neva touch tht phone again.
Multitasking !!!!!!!! I can also do :-) Can everyone do Multitasking everywhere?
Aren't there better ways or things where you ppl can do multitasking?
You need "shanti" to read the newspaper...How is it possible to read anywhere in the house..
"Shanti"...it's all in the mind. You need to be at peace with yourself to do everything.
Zamana hai naukar Biwi ka... how abt sometimes Biwi can do some lil things here and there :p
Can I know of one instance where the wife doesn't fulfil her duties?
I think I can bail out on this one as you do the work for me of dropping the milk that could be dinner for 1000 ants...
I don't always spil milk. It just happens accidently sometimes.
P.S: Can you please write "smaller" comments? You don't have to 'always' comment on evety line I write!!
Take Care.
Abhishek
i have a passion for reading...n i too read in the bathroom...;)
Are passions to be fulfiled in the bathroom only?
J...
>U DESERVED it!
Nah yaar..I didn't ...my room is so clean...that I myself don't step into the room :-)
>Yes, do conserve water! But not by keeping yourself dirty!
I was conserving for my biwi to use as she loves taking long showers :-)
>Like? Yuckssss...piglet!
Sahi che...I lie within your frequency modulation...Sahi jamegi...Jab brush karenge hum teeth..What Dant Manjan should we use?
> That's NOT my style.
yeh BABU RAO ka style hai :p
> I believe that if there are certain things (read as habits) of your partner which annoy you, it's always better to talk it out and bring out a solution.
I am glad you got your point straight :-) Ji Huzur....
>>I take phone in the bathroom :-)
>Sheeeeee! Pig! I wud neva touch tht phone again.
Don't worry I won't need the phone later on. It would be person to person :-) Unless you still decide to talk via phone while at home..like people chat on PC to one another though living in same home ..hehehehe
Multitasking !!!!!!!! I can also do :-) Can everyone do Multitasking everywhere?
>Aren't there better ways or things where you ppl can do multitasking?
I think few things are good without multitasking..well, Where else person can do multitasking?
>"Shanti"...it's all in the mind.
Shanti is not in mind she was in heart once upon a time...hmmmmmm
>Can I know of one instance where the wife doesn't fulfil her duties?
How dare I say anything...I want warm food and warm shelter :p
>I don't always spil milk. It just happens accidently sometimes.
Sometimes is like 99 out of 100 times :-)
>P.S: Can you please write "smaller" comments?
I write whatever my Heart says.. Can't tell no to it right na?
>You don't have to 'always' comment on evety line I write!!
How is that possible. I have to address each and every minute lil thing. Its my dharam and karam...
You have wonderful Day ahead..
-AJ
heheheeee!!
very interesting conversation!!...hahaa!!...only thing i can say is "ALL MEN ARE THE SAME"----untidy!!..hehe!
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