Was talking to Sheetal day before yesterday and the conversation apart from the general routine of events in our lives, drifted to a man's listening capabilities during a cricket match.
A MAN's listening capabilities while watching a cricket match is directly proportional to the product of "wickets in hand" and "The Current Run Rate". It also means that the Listening Power will detoriate as and when the "wickets in hand" start falling and the "run rate" reduces.
Note: All wimmen, THIS is your perfect chance to make any confessions during this time.
'AJ' says (read as adds on):
Reduction in "wickets in hand" while chasing a score would definetly decrease the listening capability of a man, so any confession you make is at your own risk.
Reduction in "wickets in hand" while putting up a score (with a good total of 300+ against the opposition) would make us feel elated and delighted. Your wish of not cooking dinner and calling from out would JUST be granted. *Conditions Apply*
The same applies to "Current Run Rate".
Since the situations keep fluctuating during a match, the bottom line is that a MAN's listening capability during a match is ZERO.
*Sigh*
A MAN's listening capabilities while watching a cricket match is directly proportional to the product of "wickets in hand" and "The Current Run Rate". It also means that the Listening Power will detoriate as and when the "wickets in hand" start falling and the "run rate" reduces.
Note: All wimmen, THIS is your perfect chance to make any confessions during this time.
'AJ' says (read as adds on):
Reduction in "wickets in hand" while chasing a score would definetly decrease the listening capability of a man, so any confession you make is at your own risk.
Reduction in "wickets in hand" while putting up a score (with a good total of 300+ against the opposition) would make us feel elated and delighted. Your wish of not cooking dinner and calling from out would JUST be granted. *Conditions Apply*
The same applies to "Current Run Rate".
Since the situations keep fluctuating during a match, the bottom line is that a MAN's listening capability during a match is ZERO.
*Sigh*
posted by Unknown at 10:07 PM
1 Comments:
>drifted to a man's listening capabilities during a cricket match.
How about wyman's understanding capabilites of thier man during cricket match :p
>A MAN's listening capabilities while watching a cricket match is directly proportional to the product of "wickets in hand" and "The Current Run Rate".
After all we Men are figthing for our country :-)
>It also means that the Listening Power will detoriate as and when the "wickets in hand" start falling and the "run rate" reduces.
As listening power decreases will wickets in hand decreasing which eventually leads to deafness
when our team gets ALL OUT :-(
Awwwwwwwww....
Now you know what makes me deaf :-) Rite :-?
>Your wish of not cooking dinner and calling from out would JUST be granted. *Conditions Apply*
May be if we win the series your wish for not cooking dinner for whole month would also be granted :-) Or you could also use this helping hand in kitchen :p
*Conditions Apply*
Confidential. Do you really need to make it Public?
>the bottom line is that a MAN's listening capability during a match is ZERO.
Bottom line Men's listening capability is directly propotional to Wymen's understanding capability.
:p
"MAN" is made up of "WY-MAN" :-)
So everything is proportional :-)
Vita Marie :-)
-AJ
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