Was chatting with Vijz last nite for 4 hrs continous. Apart from the fact that we are best of pals, what brings us to a common cubicle is our insane sense of humour which we both possess. We make a laughter riot of the saddest of jokes and even njoi them immensely.
Was telling her how Arjun loves to hear nursery rhymes while he's put to sleep and thereafter we created our own version of nursery rhymes. We screwed the originals and laughed on their maligned versions.
Here's how it started:
Nikita says: Arjun loves hearing "Mary had a little lamb wala poem"
Vijz says: You actually sing the entire poem to him? Just tell him in short na, "Mary had a little lamb...and it was delicious after it was cooked"!!!
Nikita says: Yeah, right!
Vijz says: Ok, here's my version of "Twinkle Twinkle"
Nikita says: Go on.
Vijz says: Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Powdered Pencil, Cold Cream Jar,
Powder Puff and Lipstick too,
Will make a beauty out of YOU!
Nikita says: I dn't need the above things to make a beauty out of me :P
Vijz says: Fcuk off!
Vijz says: Another one.
Vijz says: On Mary and her little lamb....oops skirt.
Nikita says: skirt????
Vijz says: My / Our version, remember?
Nikita says: ok.
Vijz says: Mary had a little skirt,
Nikita says: Little???with splits on the side
Vijz says: He!he!he! You and your "wild" imaginations!!
Nikita says: :D
Vijz says: Everytime Mary walked,
Nikita says: Guys would see her thighs!
Vijz says: Wah!Wah!
Vijz says: So, complete it
Nikita says: Mary had a little (short) skirt,
with splits on the side,
Everytime Mary walked,
Guys would see her thighs!
Nikita says: Poor Mary! She's gone thru so many adaptions by us.
Vijz says: He!he!he!
Nikita says: Ok, bye now
Vijz says: Ok Bye. cheee you. G'nite. Sweety-piez.
Vijz, my life would have been so colourless with you.
Was telling her how Arjun loves to hear nursery rhymes while he's put to sleep and thereafter we created our own version of nursery rhymes. We screwed the originals and laughed on their maligned versions.
Here's how it started:
Nikita says: Arjun loves hearing "Mary had a little lamb wala poem"
Vijz says: You actually sing the entire poem to him? Just tell him in short na, "Mary had a little lamb...and it was delicious after it was cooked"!!!
Nikita says: Yeah, right!
Vijz says: Ok, here's my version of "Twinkle Twinkle"
Nikita says: Go on.
Vijz says: Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Powdered Pencil, Cold Cream Jar,
Powder Puff and Lipstick too,
Will make a beauty out of YOU!
Nikita says: I dn't need the above things to make a beauty out of me :P
Vijz says: Fcuk off!
Vijz says: Another one.
Vijz says: On Mary and her little lamb....oops skirt.
Nikita says: skirt????
Vijz says: My / Our version, remember?
Nikita says: ok.
Vijz says: Mary had a little skirt,
Nikita says: Little???with splits on the side
Vijz says: He!he!he! You and your "wild" imaginations!!
Nikita says: :D
Vijz says: Everytime Mary walked,
Nikita says: Guys would see her thighs!
Vijz says: Wah!Wah!
Vijz says: So, complete it
Nikita says: Mary had a little (short) skirt,
with splits on the side,
Everytime Mary walked,
Guys would see her thighs!
Nikita says: Poor Mary! She's gone thru so many adaptions by us.
Vijz says: He!he!he!
Nikita says: Ok, bye now
Vijz says: Ok Bye. cheee you. G'nite. Sweety-piez.
Vijz, my life would have been so colourless with you.
posted by Unknown at 1:45 AM
27 Comments:
hehehe fun!
Boy...
That was one colorful version of Mary's poem.
Wish I had some kick-ass version while in Nursery :D
Arz000n
:D Jeez! We had fun in making them too! Imagine learning nursery rhymes like:
Jack and Jill were over the hill
And managed to have some fun
Jack still had some power in his drill...
Do you have any suggestions to name the younger one??
and like...
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Whistled at the girls and had a ball,
Lots of whistles, even a catcall,
Thus... Humpty had a great fall !
ha!ha!ha!
Gops:
I am glad that you had fun readin them. LOL!!
Today morning someone mailed me this:
Jackwa and Jilwa,
Gaeel upar hilwa,
paniya bharil ke vaaste,
jackwa gir gaeeel,
uuki khopdi phut gaeeel
aur Jilwa aavan,
ludkat pooore raaste
:)
good one Niti hahahaha!
**"Mary had a little lamb...and it was delicious after it was cooked"!!!
ROFL!
z000nie boy here's one for u:
Mumbai bridge is falling down x 3
Mumbai bridge is falling down
So we all can swim to work
LOL!
Keshi.
Keshi:
Have read all ur comments on Z00nie's blog..and visited ur blog this morning. Boy, you write well too!
Thanks for appreciating the post. And do drop by again.
*We can all swim to work* --he!he!
Wot abt ppl, like me who don't know swimming?
I too dont know how to swim :(
Just recently I started reading how to swim in 48hrs...after heavy rainfalls in Delhi. Dont wanna swim and goto airport na ;)
But know wht?
Keshi is currently located near beautiful beaches of Sydney and she knows how to swim too...so I dont think we need to worry about getting drowned, with Keshi-masta around ;)
Greetz!!
Arz000n
Beaches in Sydney...*me droolong*. Zoon's for ppl like u and me, we need to start reading "Swimming for Dummies"!
I'm sure Keshi-masta would be busy saving the lives of the bare-chested hunks at the beach :D
Yes yes yes...
Ive started reading "Swimming in 48hrs" last night only. Practicals are done in ma bath tub, though its a bit tough, coz being a tall guy, my legs are always outside the tub. But anyway who cares...legs dont drown na ;)
Keshi-masta would be busy saving the lives of the bare-chested hunks
Yess.....
And after I master Swimming, I will be saving bare-chested females from drowning..
Wait a sec...
Are females bare chested...or topless...
Hmmm...
Damn, need to hunt for "Getting topless in 48hrs" now :(
Arz000n:
You shuld search for "How to get someone to be topless" he!he!
Keshi-masta: I would love the job of a life guard too! :-)
**Wot abt ppl, like me who don't know swimming?
lol Nitzz dun worry I'll save ya...
oh yess...btw I think I will pretend like Im drowning so a nice Aussie blonde hunkster can save me...hehe...z000nie go learn swimming or else u might have to die watching me getting saved by an Aussie hunk...
Keshi.
u might have to die watching me getting saved by an Aussie hunk...
Today evening only Im changing ma room with a bigger bath tub. No further delay in Swimming practice sessions :D
Arz000n and Keshi
Me will have to move into a hotel with a "BIG" bathtub as well, since dn't have one at home. Me also gng to learn swimming sooner, who'd want to miss the oppourtinity of being saved by a hunk?
Alas, the beaches in Mumbai are so yuck and the water is so dirty, u'd never think of entering the water..leave alone pretending to drown in it. i.e holiday to Syndey beckons. Wot say Arz000n, care to join?
I was born and brought up in proper Mumbai, but never heard of beach concept. Last time I visited Dadar Chaowpatty, the water at the shore was so yuckky...I didnt even stepped on that yuckky beach...
Eeekkkssss...bad bad bad...
holiday to Syndey beckons. Wot say Arz000n, care to join?
Oh yeah...
I would luv to drown in one of the beautiful breath taking sea's of Sydney..hehe
Nikita, you betta learn swimming fast..
Wait lemme fwd ma swimming book to you na...Im anyway feeling sleepy now...yaaawwwnnn..
hehehe :)
Have a nice weekend ahead...and take care
Some more versions of nursery rhymes that i read while surfing.. u will enjoy them
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings’ horses,
And all the kings’ men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
hehe :-)
Mitesh:
He!He!..Good ones.
How have ya been? All settled in the new job?
Take care and have a nice weekend.
~Cheerios
Me doing just fine at the new work Place. Not much of work as of now but expecting the work load to increase in coming weeks.
How’s u? And the little arjun after the ceremony. Hope he is getting naughtier and troubling his aunt to keep her busy all the time ;-)
You to have a nice weekend, take care and hey!! Don’t forget to stay in touch.
Ahem !! Mary with short skirt ... wooo ...
umm it wud have been fun rupturing all those poems ..
Hi ! new to ur blog.
Mitesh:
Me dng fine, thnkx! Arjun is fine too. He gives me toothless grins when I threaten to spank him when he puts his fingers in his mouth :-)
Cheeya.
Anuj
If not we, I am sure the coming generations will learn poems like these :-).
Thanks for dropping by and do visit again.
"toothless grins" that's shoooo shweeet!!!
HEY!!! no recent Update on your blog??? Waiting for the same.
Adios.
Mitesh:
Have updated da new post.
awww Niki n z000nie...if u eva come to Syd I wud take u to the most boooootiful beaches u'll eva see...infact I was at this famous beach last evening...had so much fun...missed u guys!
Keshi.
Keshi:
I'm so JJJJJJJJJ!
Arz000n
Have you finished taking ur swimming lessons?
I dived into the bath-tub out of excitement and think, injured ma right hand....since then Im having problem in typing too...
No surprises if thre is any delay in making new posts now :((
Damn, I should have poured the water first inside the tub...
Grrrrrr...
Arz000n
Ooohhh..Ma poor baby! Yesterday u culdn't type was 'cause ur vision was blurred on seeing the pic on keshi's recent post. Tday u've hurt ur finger..were u imagining (read as fantasizing) urself in tht pic...
hehehee!!!
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